18
Apr
1:06am
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18
Apr
1:04am

You have everything you wanted. Land, money, jewelry… Practically everything.


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Apr
1:02am
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1:01am
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18
Apr
1:01am

snoopgretzky:

i love when hockey players wear like gym shorts and a hoodie and those knee high compression socks yasssss



18
Apr
12:56am

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

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bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah



18
Apr
12:51am
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17
Apr
10:37pm
thedoctorstwin:

piperonni:

I just did this to my fiancee and he laughed and said okay.

this would work 1000% of the time plz 
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thedoctorstwin:

piperonni:

I just did this to my fiancee and he laughed and said okay.

this would work 1000% of the time plz 



17
Apr
10:37pm
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FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

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azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact



17
Apr
10:30pm

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else


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